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Elwart Family Chiropractic – Clinton Township

$39 for Chiropractic Package with a Consultation, Massage, Two Adjustments, and X-rays ($452 Value)

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  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Skilled chiropractor helps set patients right with a one-hour massage, x-rays, and a pair of adjustments

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Misaligned vertebrae can disrupt the flow of information through the body's nervous system, resulting in bad things, such as pain, but also cool things, such as the inability to feel pain. Strengthen your spine with this Groupon.

$39 for Chiropractic Package ($452 Total Value)

  • Consultation (a $202 value)
  • One-hour massage (a $70 value)
  • Two adjustments (a $45 value each)
  • One series of x-rays (a $90 value)

Elwart Family Chiropractic

At Elwart Family Chiropractic, Doctor of Chiropractic Derek Elwart relies on an arsenal of noninvasive chiropractic services to alleviate spinal ailments without the use of surgery or drugs. Rather than limiting his focus to specific problem areas, Dr. Elwart adopts a holistic approach that accounts for the body’s overall health before determining the proper course of treatment. First visitations commence with a consultation, during which the doctor identifies chronic ailments and discusses treatment options. Even the slightest of abnormalities stands little chance of escaping Dr. Elwart’s eye as he peruses spinalscapes in search of bulging discs, pockets of tension, and unturned wind-up keys. Treatments for back injuries and other maladies may involve any combination of corrective exercise, adjustments, massage, and a Zamboni that rolls across shoulders to resurface ragged musculature.

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Elwart Family Chiropractic

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    Clinton Township

    42958 Garfield Rd.
    Clinton Township, Michigan 48038
    (586) 741-5782
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