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Emerald Organic Products – Online Deal

Organic Grass-Fed and Free-Range Meats (Half Off). Two Options Available.

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Value
$70
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In a Nutshell

Specialty butcher ships out organic, grass-fed beef such as filet mignon as well as free-range turkeys

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 13, 2013
  • Limit 5 per person, may buy 10 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Online redemption required. Shipping valid only for continental US. Extra $19.99 shipping fee for orders under $200. Shipping included for orders $200+. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Steak is one of the only foods that comes with a really sharp knife, which makes it the perfect choice if your date is a pumpkin with no face yet. Carve into this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for $70 worth of organic meats
  • $100 for $200 worth of organic meats, with shipping included

Emerald Organic Products delivers USDA-certified organic, grass-fed beef, such as 4 ounces of filet mignon ($19.99), 1 pound of stew meat ($13.99), and 1 pound of 85% lean ground beef ($13.99), as well as free-range 12- to 14-pound turkeys ($129.99).

Emerald Organic Products

All of Emerald Organic Products’ grass-fed steaks come straight from family farms in Nebraska, bearing a USDA-certified organic seal. Each farm follows the Animal Welfare Approved guidelines, which ensure the stock are raised healthfully without antibiotics or hormones, and each head of cattle is allowed to graze in certified-organic pastures instead of eating ice cream while watching TV. Whether a tender filet mignon, a succulent skirt steak, or a juicy, 90% lean steak burger, Emerald Organic Products dry ages each cut for 14 days and uses hand-cutting practices to produce consistent sizing and marbling. The company also specializes in organic pork and poultry, including whole, free-range turkeys raised in Minnesota on 100% organic, vegetarian diets. Meats ship directly to customers’ doorsteps via UPS or FedEx, arriving in an insulated foam cooler packed with dry ice to ensure they remain frozen upon delivery.

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Scheme: Your neighbor Robert wants you to open a flower shop with him.
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Scheme: Your boyfriend, Calvin, wants to get married.
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Scheme: Your older cousin, Harrison, wants to build an airplane in the front yard and charge local children to take rides in it.
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Look at those children having fun in that raft on the roof!

Emerald Organic Products