After repeated complaints from his condo board, Dr. Frankenstein focused his efforts on dull, lifeless hair, resulting in a plague of reanimated bearskin rugs roaming the earth. Resurrect locks with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a haircut and blowout at Ene Salon (up to a $75 value). Helmed by the internationally respected Nelson Barreto, the team of talented strand artisans at Ene Salon sculpts scalps into cranial canvases of style and fashion. During each haircut, an Ene scissoring savant trims and triturates fibers into a distinctive design that complements each client’s taste. To bolster the beauty and health of newly pruned head shrubbery, clients will also receive a style-cementing blowout—a drying procedure that blots out curl-flattening moisture and ensures a firming hold on silky, smooth style.