Because plants are jealous of our ability to live indoors, they attempt to infiltrate our finest mansions and universities by slowly climbing stony façades. Visit a place built specifically to contain these floral strivers with this Groupon.
$10 for $20 Worth of Plants, Flowers, and Gardening Supplies
Orchids start at $14.99, flowering plants start at $6.99, cut bouquets start at $9.99, and packets of seeds start at $0.99.
English Gardens
English Gardens began as a single, family-owned nursery in 1954, and has since blossomed into a full-service landscaping and garden center with multiple locations, all owned and operated by second-generation family members. Each location facilitates both indoor and outdoor gardening projects with a large selection of gardening tools, seed packets, and transplant-ready plants extracted from their original soil by renowned surgeons. Garden accents such as bird feeders, patio furnishings, and lounge chairs dress up outside spaces with comfort and design, and the florist department brings the outdoor flourish inside by arranging fresh-cut floral bouquets and gift baskets for all manner of occasions. Workshops and in-store presentations also allow the green-thumbed experts to impart advice on common gardening and decorating topics such as building a kitchen herb garden or housetraining a dogwood tree.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Subtle Self-Promotion
In order to get ahead, you need to let others know just how fantastic you truly are but without gloating. Toot your own horn subtly with these understated tips:
On a Date: Tell your date, "Order something expensive—I'm allergic to all the money I have in my pockets.”
At a Job Interview: Glue your resume to a trophy for Humblest Trophy Winner.
At the Science Museum: Wear a shirt reading "Way Smarter Than Einstein," which is true because he's dead.
At the Beach: Hire a skywriter to write "[Your Name] Is Pretty Much the Best" across the sunset.
While Composing Your Will: "If—and this is a big 'if'—if my skeleton turns out to be made out of gold, donate my ribs to a worthy shaman."
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