Massages are a time-honored method of alleviating stress, much like the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with this Groupon.
$36 for a massage package (a $98 value)
- 60-minute Swedish massage
- Hot-towel foot treatment
- 15-minute treatment on a Hydrolux massage bed
Before therapeutic bodywork, patrons recline on Hydrolux beds for 15 minutes, relaxing as the prodding of pressurized water slowing erodes stiffness and soreness while leaving clothing dry. Trained hands then dish out gentle and relaxing motions during each Swedish massage as therapists stroke and knead layers of muscle just like pizza chefs knead their Play-Doh at home. In addition, hot towels treat feet and aromatherapy soothes moods in a relaxing setting.
Epique Massage, ME2042 ME2049 ME2094
Epique Massage's licensed therapists aid bodies in brushing off tension with a variety of time-tested massage techniques in addition to forward-thinking equipment such as HydroLuxe massage beds that are outfitted with water-jets. In their repertoire of hand-delivered modalities, traditional Swedish massage tames stress with smooth strokes, while strategically placed hot stones melt subdermal tension and any accidentally swallowed ice cubes. With Epique's unique membership packages, clients can make massage a part of their general wellness routine, right alongside regular exercise and hourly sock changing.