Haunted houses are scary but ultimately safe, since the ghouls that grab you usually just want to feel if your sweater’s really cashmere. Be seized by terror with this Groupon.
Choose from Four Options
$30 for haunted house admission for two (up to a $59.50 value). Choose from the following dates:
- Friday, September 13 or Saturday, September 14
- Friday, September 20 or Saturday, September 21
- Friday, September 27 or Saturday, September 28
- Friday, November 1 or Saturday, November 2
From dinosaurs to demons and zombies, humans have conjured nightmares from plenty of terrifying monsters across the centuries. Within the four-story Erebus—the haunted house that doubles as mad scientist Dr. J Colbert's deadly time machine—all those frightening sights lurk beneath one roof. Setting "a high bar for Halloween entertainment," raves The Huffington Post, the former Guinness record holder for largest walk-through haunted attraction now encompasses a trail more than half a mile long.
The house's ghoulish inhabitants don't keep to themselves—mutant gorillas grab legs, corpses fly from caskets, and creatures infest a muddy swamp that visitors must trudge through. For Erebus' highpoint of horror, more than 10,000 objects cover unlucky guests who step inside the aptly named Buried Alive room. As The Macomb Daily reports, the house's 48 "time slice" cameras simultaneously snap 180-degree pictures of patrons' terrified reactions, as well as creepy clowns photobombing from every angle.