A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get a teeth-whitening package from Erich Herber, DDS (a $760 total value) in Temecula. The dental package includes:
- One Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment (a $450 value)
- Dental exam (a $125 value)
- X-rays if needed (a $185 value)
Dr. Erich Herber and his professional staff illuminate smiles with a cornucopia of dental services, enhanced by the comforts of soft aromatherapy pillows, cushy dental chairs, cozy blankets, and the dentist's gentle approach. Hydrogen-peroxide gel teams up with a special light during the one-hour in-office Zoom! treatment to visibly whiten teeth up to eight shades, helping to obliterate discoloration caused by chugging coffee and brushing chompers with blueberry jam. During the dental exam, a certified mouth detective scours mouth bones for signs of cavities and enamel maladies, and a set of x-rays—if needed—identifies tooth decay and any unnecessary dinosaur teeth present.
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Groupon Guide to: Secret Founding Fathers
Recent ultraviolet scanning techniques have revealed numerous hidden signatures on the Declaration of Independence. Here are some of the names we can now add to the list of Founding Fathers:
• Patrick Wolfman
• D.R. Acula
• Professor Thomas Monstermann
• Gob Lynn
• Frank N. Stein
• Whittaker Q. Aliveventriloquistdummy
• Creature F.T.B. Lagoon
• Sir Barclay Cloverfield
• Ima Mummy
• A. Skeleton
• Ghostly Q. Phantom
• Francis Boogeyman
• Frederick Krueger
• A witch!
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