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Essential Edibles – Online Deal

$99 for 7- to 14-Day Weight-Loss and Herbal Detox Program with Shipping Included ($250 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Refined over 20 years of study, this cleanse uses nutrient-rich formula to promote weight loss and improve focus

The Fine Print

Cleanses can rid the body of harmful toxins and the commercial jingle you can’t get out of your head. Oust intruders with this Groupon.

$99 for a 7- to 14-Day Weight-Loss and Herbal Detox Program ($250 Value)

The program calls upon the vitamin- and antioxidant-rich advanced detoxification formula to help lower blood pressure, balance blood sugar, and promote overall health. The clay supplement bentonite works to suppress hunger while cleansing the colon and ridding the body of excess toxins. In addition, users are supplied with probiotics and a 14-day eating plan with access to organic recipes to enhance their results. They receive their program kits in up to 12 business days at no extra shipping charge.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Preserving Leftovers

With the right techniques and a lot of luck, there's no reason that this year's holiday leftovers won't be edible next year. Here's how you can keep your scraps fresh:

  • Store food in airtight containers. To make sure there's no leak, add in a bunch of ants and see if they can survive.

  • Before storing the food, cut off any pieces that have clearly been chewed. If you don't, and the person that chewed that food isn't around for the next Thanksgiving, you'll be feeling pretty sad when you pull those leftovers out and recognize their bite pattern.

  • The freezer is your best friend, in that it will prevent food from spoiling, and your worst enemy, in that it is so perfectly sized to fit a human body and has that alluring pristinely white interior, and whenever you open the door it sounds like it's saying, "Please come inside. I'm warmer than I look." Please be careful near freezers.

  • Save your leftovers the same way our forefathers did—by feeding the scraps to their horses then hoping the horses would give them back exactly one year later.

If you think those mashed potatoes are good now, wait till you try them in a year!

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