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Essential Edibles – Online Deal

$99 for 7- to 14-Day Weight-Loss and Herbal Detox Program with Shipping Included ($250 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Refined over 20 years of study, this cleanse uses nutrient-rich formula to promote weight loss and improve focus

The Fine Print

Cleanses can rid the body of harmful toxins and the commercial jingle you can’t get out of your head. Oust intruders with this Groupon.

$99 for a 7- to 14-Day Weight-Loss and Herbal Detox Program ($250 Value)

The program calls upon the vitamin- and antioxidant-rich advanced detoxification formula to help lower blood pressure, balance blood sugar, and promote overall health. The clay supplement bentonite works to suppress hunger while cleansing the colon and ridding the body of excess toxins. In addition, users are supplied with probiotics and a 14-day eating plan with access to organic recipes to enhance their results. They receive their program kits in up to 12 business days at no extra shipping charge.

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The Groupon Guide to: Displaying Your Varsity Letter

While earning a varsity letter in high-school athletics remains cool, wearing a letterman's jacket to display it isn't quite as cool. Here's how you can show off your athletic achievement without that jacket:

  • Instead of a letterman's jacket, start wearing a pair of letterman's jeans.

  • Turn your varsity letter into something practical that you must use often, such as a swatting device to fend off all the students who want to try to become your best friend.

  • At lunch, pull out a sandwich made of bread and your varsity letter. Then tell all the people you're sitting near: "Not again, you guys. My mom keeps making me a 'reminder of my physical gifts on rye.'"

  • Do that magic trick where you seemingly disappear into a cloud of smoke and, when the smoke clears, all that's left is your varsity letter. That way people will probably carry that letter around school thinking it's you until the end of time.

  • Sew it directly onto your body. If there's ever a time to try sewing something onto your skin, it's when you're young and popular enough to get a nice ceremony should something go horribly wrong.

Hunky guys, you can appear even hunkier in public by combing your hair with your varsity letter.

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