hide
Refer Friends. Get $10*

Tucson

  • A
  • C
  • D
  • F
  • G
  • H
  • I
  • K
  • L
  • M
  • N
  • O
  • P
  • R
  • S
  • T
  • U
  • V
  • W
  • Canada
  • Other Countries
x hide

Oh no... You're too late for this Groupon!

Sign up for our daily email so you never miss another Groupon!

Essential Edibles – Redeem from Home

$99 for 7- to 14-Day Juice Cleanse, Shipping Included ($250 Value)

$99
Buy
No Longer Available
Mon Apr 23 06:59:00 UTC 2012
Value
$250
Discount
60%
You Save
$151
  • T460x279
  • Swimsuit Season
  • Fountain of Youth

In a Nutshell

Refined over 20 years of study, cleanse uses nutrient-rich juice to promote weight loss & improve focus

The Fine Print

The secret to living a long life lies in maintaining a healthy diet, regularly relaxing, and never, ever dying. Stay serene and immortal with this Groupon.

$99 for a 7- to 14-Day Juice Cleanse ($250 Value)

Shipping to homes in seven–12 business days, the detox program consists of vitamin- and antioxidant-rich juices that customers consume over one–two weeks. The nutritional formulas use traces of bentonite along with other ingredients to clean any lingering toxins out of the digestive system.

Essential Edibles

As a devotee of muay thai boxing, the founder of Essential Edibles has long been devoted to healthful living and always considered himself to be in peak physical condition. However, he began questioning this assumption after he was introduced to a detoxification program during a training trip to Thailand. A few days into the treatment, he began to discover physical evidence of pollutants leaving his body, prompting him to drop his athletic training and focus on the detox treatment full-time. Afterward, he took the Thai doctors' cleansing methods home with him and began refining them into the system that would eventually become an integral offering of Essential Edibles.

Intended to do more than help customers to lose weight, Essential Edibles' juice cleanse relies on nutrient-rich juices to improve concentration. Additionally, the juices' bentonite content scrubs away toxic buildup caused by eating overly processed foods or plates of AAA batteries.

Groupon Says

Dem_teaser_cat

The Groupon Guide to: Giving a Toast

At some point in your life you may be asked to give a toast at a wedding, a retirement party, or a child’s formal ear-piercing ceremony. Here are some rules for making your toast memorable:

Get Their Attention: Before you start speaking, ask everyone to tone down their conversations, portable radios, and violent internal monologues. Also, hit your wine glass with a knife to remind people that drinking alcohol is the biggest distraction of all.

Stay Calm: Speaking in front of a crowd can be nerve-racking. Lessen the tension by imagining everyone in their underwear and yourself as a casting director for underwear models. Point to the people who you think have potential.

Speak from the Heart: Tell a candid, hilarious story about a time when the guest of honor had an embarrassing encounter with an animal or experienced a medical emergency during an important work meeting.

Clink Your Glass: Shove your glass into the glass of the person sitting next to you. If you’re able to hit someone’s glass hard enough to make them spill their drink, they must spend 12 consecutive minutes giving you a firm yet gentle neck rub.

I’m sorry, but your internal monologue is too loud.

Essential Edibles