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Essential Kneads Massage Therapy – Oakdale

70-Minute Swedish, Deep-Tissue, or Sports Massage (51% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Former massage therapist for Washington Redskins treats physiques to choice of stress-busting modalities in unhurried environs

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 3 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only with Lenny Resnick.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Massage helps relieve aches caused by old sports injuries or a habit of entering buildings by motorcycling through the window. Rev up the relaxation with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

$39 for a 70-minute Swedish massage (an $80 value) $39 for a 70-minute deep-tissue massage (an $80 value) $39 for a 70-minute sports massage (an $80 value)

Essential Kneads Massage Therapy

After kneading the backs of the Washington Redskins as their massage therapist for three years, Lenny Resnick's lithe fingers now banish any aches that come their way. He specializes in Swedish, deep-tissue, and sports massage, among other modalities, and also boasts skills in cellulite-reduction and reflexology techniques. As the proprietor of his own practice, Lenny schedules his appointments with plenty of time in between so that sessions remain as leisurely as a sloth's Sunday afternoon yoga session.

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Essential Kneads Massage Therapy