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Express Weight Loss – Chattanooga

Three or Six Lipo-Laser and Body-Vibration Sessions (Up to 85% Off)

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Mon Jun 18 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$637
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84%
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$538
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  • Fountain of Youth

In a Nutshell

Overseen by board-certified doctor, nonsurgical laser treatments shrink fat cells and result in lost inches and no downtime

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 12, 2012
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. May use over multiple visits.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Care for your permanent domicile with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $99 for three lipo-laser and body-vibration sessions (a $637.50 value)
  • $190 for six lipo-laser and body-vibration sessions (a $1,275 value)

Nonsurgical lipo-lasers contour bodies with no downtime. The lasers penetrate down to fat cells where they disrupt their membranes, prompting the release of triglycerides and thankful sighs of relief from targeted body parts, such as the abs, thighs, or love handles. The body then flushes away these fatty acids via the lymphatic system or burns them for energy. The 10-minute stints on body-vibration-therapy machines help the body burn the fatty acids for energy. Clients typically see results after three sessions, though the center recommends undergoing a series of six or more treatments for optimal svelteness.

Express Weight Loss

The weight-loss experts at Express Weight Loss dedicate themselves to supplementing body-slimming efforts with personal coaching and noninvasive treatments. Staff members operate under the no-frills philosophy that dieters and exercisers can maintain their weight with a healthy lifestyle and sensible eating. But they also recognize that sticking to a healthy lifestyle can be harder than landing a helicopter on a doghouse roof, so the team works one-on-one with clients to educate them on such weight-loss methods as HCG diets, laser-assisted liposuction procedures, and body sculpting with Venus Freeze radio-frequency treatments. To supplement new shapes, Express Weight Loss smoothes wrinkles and plumps up skin with Botox and Juvederm injections.

Venus Med Spa

The clinicians at Venus Med Spa aim to emulate the results of cosmetic surgery without picking up a single scalpel. Instead of relying on invasive liposuction, they spot-slenderize bodies by emulsifying fat with lipo-laser technology that shrinks fat cells without breaking the skin. Similarly, Venus FREEZE technology has been shown to get rid of excess pounds while tightening skin around waists, arms, and buttocks to avoid sagging. Tried and true Botox and dermal fillers ward off facelifts for months at a time by removing frown lines and crow's feet.

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