Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Care for your permanent domicile with this Groupon.
$49 for a 30-Day Weight-Loss Program with B-Complex Injections ($299 Value)
Program includes weekly B-complex injections, lipotropic cocktail injections, daily meal plans, and dietary coaching. Participants visit the office once a week for about 15 minutes to receive injections, discuss progress, and collaborate on plans for ongoing wellness.
Express Weight Loss
The diet coaches at Express Weight Loss help clients to live a healthy lifestyle by crafting balanced diets and administering detoxifying treatments. The team eschews the boring food and complicated hammer-tossing regimens common in most diet plans, opting instead to recommend satisfying meals through Dr. Simeons Cookbook. With recipes in mind, staff members recommend diets ranging from the Men's Express diet—a well-rounded balance of protein, fats, and fiber—to the Women's Chromax plan that revolves around the glycemic index.
In addition to paving the path toward slimmer silhouettes, the weight-loss center also assists clients with products spanning the vitamin spectrum. The staff also uses a lipo-laser system, which contours the body by liquefying fat cells with a laser before sending them to greener pastures via the lymphatic system. Patrons can also hasten the process with liposuction, Botox, and fillers at Venus Med Spa.
Venus Med Spa
The weight-loss experts at Venus Med Spa dedicate themselves to supplementing body-slimming efforts with personal coaching and noninvasive treatments. Staff members operate under the no-frills philosophy that dieters and exercisers can maintain their weight with a healthy lifestyle and sensible eating. But they also recognize that sticking to a healthy lifestyle can be harder than landing a helicopter on a doghouse roof, so the team works one-on-one with clients to educate them on such weight-loss methods as HCG diets, laser-assisted liposuction procedures, and body sculpting with Venus Freeze radio-frequency treatments. To supplement new shapes, Venus Med Spa smoothes wrinkles and plumps up skin with Botox and Juvéderm injections.