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Fabulous Chiropractic – Grand Rapids

Six or Nine Zerona Body-Slimming Laser Treatments (Up to 68% Off)

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  • Swimsuit Season
  • Fountain of Youth

In a Nutshell

The noninvasive, FDA-approved laser treatment slims inches from the waistline, hips, and thighs with no downtime

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 20, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Must be 18 or older. Treatments must be used by the same person. Must complete 6 treatments within a 2 week period from 1st treatment, and 9 treatments within a 3-week period from 1st treatment.
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It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $999 for six Zerona treatments (up to a $2,500 value)
  • $1,199 for nine Zerona treatments (up to a $3,700 value)

After an initial consultation to set contouring goals, a licensed Zerona technician administers six laser treatments over the course of two weeks, or nine treatments over the course of 3 weeks. Featured on The Dr. Oz Show, each 40-minute treatment works to break down fat cells in the thighs, hips, back, and waistline, helping patients shed anywhere from three to nine inches.

Fabulous Chiropractic

Dr. Kathryn Kilpatrick focuses her chiropractic expertise on boosting energy and soothing pain. She rectifies the spine with low-impact adjustments and boosts the metabolism with nutritional supplements and supplements to supplement the supplements. She also summons the aid of machines, such as the Zerona laser for body contouring, infrared pads for detoxification, and movie projectors for prescription-strength screenings of The Brave Little Toaster.

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The Groupon Guide to: Cleaning a Computer Keyboard

From writing emails to just opening up a Word document and typing "Today is the day I won't cry" over and over again, everything we do on a daily basis requires a computer keyboard. Keep your typing tool in immaculate condition using this proven method:

What You'll Need: • Can of compressed air
• Sharp knife
• Photo of a clean keyboard for reference
• Child, not necessarily your own
• Dirty keyboard (Pro Tip! If your keyboard isn't dirty enough, simply cover it in sunflower seeds and leave it outside to let the birds dirty it up for you.)

INSTRUCTIONS
Step One
With the can of compressed air in one hand and the knife in the other, stab the can. If you pierce the can on your first try, your knife is sharp enough to move on to Step Two. If you don't pierce it right away, keep stabbing but know that Step Two will take longer than it would if your knife had just been sharper.

Step Two
With your knife still in hand, jab at the photo of the clean keyboard until it has been shredded into a fine paste. You don't want any beautiful keyboard photos distracting you from what you took a day off of work to do—clean that computer keyboard!

Step Three
Congratulations, you are on to Step Three! With the child within earshot and awake, explain the benefits of a clean keyboard while turning the keyboard upside down and shaking it until you dislodge all crumbs and fluids the birds left behind. Now you've done more than enough today—taught a child a valuable lesson and cleaned that keyboard—to stop crying.

Which knife should I use to clean my keyboard?

Fabulous Chiropractic

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    Grand Rapids

    4270 Plainfield Ave. NE
    Grand Rapids, Michigan 49525
    (616) 364-6275
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