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Your face is the ultra-logical Vulcan of your body, and not just because it goes mad with lust and tries to kill William Shatner every seven years. For $25, today's deal gets you an appropriately rational customized signature facial at Facelogic Spa, a $59 value. This Groupon is good at three of the spa's locations — Sugar Land, Pearland, and at the Meyerland Plaza Mall, all open Tuesday through Sunday. You may put the value of your Groupon toward upgraded services and pay the difference during your visit.
Facelogic logisticians use scare tactics such as science and numbers to counteract the stress and lack of complexion clarity that can impede your ability to steer vehicles with your face. The friendly aestheticians at Facelogic Spa will gaze upon your visage to analyze your skin type and customize your facial treatment to meet your skin’s individual needs. The Facelogic Signature Facial awakens slumbering skin through 50 minutes of deep cleansing, exfoliation, steaming, optional extractions, and mask therapy, with a bit of therapeutic massage to help your mug relax, bringing a glow to even the most Gollumy skin and undoing years of playing the MMORPG known as Real Life.
Your face is often the first thing about you people notice, unless you've cleverly diverted their attention by refusing to wear pants. Give the front of your head the care it needs with today's Groupon, or gift the personalized package to a friend’s deserving countenance.
This Groupon is valid for new customers only.
Reviews
Three Yahoo! Locals give the Pearland location four stars:
- I'm very picky about products and ask a lot of questions - the esthetician was very knowledgable [sic] and answered all my questions respectfully and thoroughly. I'll be back next month! – saving $$$
- I love going to Facelogic for my monthly facial. They open the door for me, and greet me with a smile. The customer service is EXCELLENT. – Braelyn
Groupon Says
Least Logical Body Parts
The face is perhaps the most logical part of the body, as it contains receptors designed to capture stimuli ranging across the five senses. Most of our other body parts, however, are far less logical. Here are a few of our most irrational body parts:
Fingers: Five fingers? Wouldn’t six fingers be more useful, and, therefore, more logical? Case in point, every Supreme Court Justice in our nation’s history has had at least 11 fingers—their additional digits gave them the impartiality and wisdom necessary to resolve questions such as "Can dogs legally own property?" and "Can dogs legally shoot firearms on the property they own legally?"
Knees: They only bend one way, which is hardly logical. If knees had a more logical 360-degree bending ability, most diplomatic disputes would be solved with jumping contests instead of illogical pinching contests, as they are now.
Elbows: Whoever thought of these bony arm joints was certainly being illogical as the vast majority of human movements require arms to be completely outstretched and unbent at all times. Elbows, of course, made sense in the 1990s, but only for audiences of the Arsenio Hall Show.
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