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Family Fitness and FitZone for Women – Multiple Locations

30 Gym Visits or 30 Fitness Classes (88% Off)

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No Longer Available
Wed Dec 12 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$240
Discount
88%
You Save
$211
  • T460x279
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Treadmills, stair climbers, and cardio theaters engage muscles and burn calories; classes include turbo kickboxing, Zumba, yoga, and step

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jun 5, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older. Must sign waiver. May redeem over multiple visits.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

More people than ever are living a sedentary lifestyle: waking up in their racecar beds, driving to work in their racecars, sitting for eight hours in the passenger seats of experimental racecars as men in lab coats slam them into concrete walls, and then driving home again. Race to fitness with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $29 for 30 gym visits (a $240 value)
  • $29 for 30 fitness classes (a $240 value)

Family Fitness and FitZone for Women

Family Fitness and FitZone for Women are spread across six locations, but they share a common goal: to help guests find their ideal physique. They accomplish this mission by filling their 15,000- to 25,000-square-foot facilities with ellipticals, arc trainers, and treadmills that engage cardios, cores, and limbs alongside group training classes led by certified personal and group fitness instructors. Visitors can also keep tabs on their progress with the centers’ fitness monitoring program and body mass testing.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Dog-Show Breed Standards

With billions of viewers and ad revenue through the roof, it’s no secret that everybody loves watching dog shows. But what do they judge these pedigreed pooches on? Hint: the things in this guide:

1. Is the Dog Crying? A sad dog is never a winning dog. An exemplar of the breed should be happy and boisterous, not a gross crying mess. Plus, the only dogs even capable of crying are genetic aberrations.

2. Has the Dog Eaten a Judge’s Finger During the Process? Only one dog (a mastiff named Grandmaster Waddlesplint) has ever won after consuming a judge’s finger. (It was only a pinky.)

3. General Dogliness: Is this really a dog? Not a pile of ants or a popular wooden toy? How much of a dog is the dog? Like, way dog or just some dog? This is generally the most important.

4. Telepathy Test: No dog has ever passed this test, but judges are holding out hope.

5. Pick Your Favorite: None of this matters. The judges just pick their favorite dog.

Is that dog really a dog?

Family Fitness and FitZone for Women

  • A

    Fitzone for Women

    3317 Plainfield Ave.
    Grand Rapids, Michigan 49525
    (616) 363-1645
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  • B

    Family Fitness of Grand Rapids

    3325 Plainfield Ave.
    Grand Rapids, Michigan 49525
    (616) 361-0100
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  • C

    Family Fitness of Wyoming

    1228 28th St.
    Wyoming, Michigan 49509
    (616) 530-7800
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