Over the years, the Chinese fortune cookie has become so dry and tasteless that many diners prefer to eat the fortune instead. Today's game-changing Groupon delivers a reversal of fortune (cookie): for $15, you get $35 worth of gourmet fortune cookies and personalized fortunes from Fancy Fortune Cookies.

Having baked its delicate desserts of destiny for the celebrity likes of Oprah, Jackie Chan, and others, Fancy Fortune Cookies offers a handsome array of crack-openable creations, such as the chocolate-covered-raspberry fortune cookie ($1.25 each), chocolate-covered cookie ($1.15 each), and cherry-flavored cookie ($0.70 each). You can also make yourself feel tiny by ordering 1-pound gigantic fortune cookies ($29.95+) and much more. Check out Fancy Fortune Cookies' extensive selection of flavors here.

You can customize your own fortunes in a variety of languages (including French, Spanish, and even Arabic, which likes to end its fortunes with "inshallah" rather than "in bed"). Besides doling out pithy prophecies, lines of love, and Dadaist declarations, fortunes can be used to promote a death-metal band or a new pushcart business.

Whether your wedding warrants a cool party-favor idea or you just want to mess with the head of your next blind date, Fancy Fortune Cookies pumps new life and an extra "s" into "dessert." Bulk custom fortune cookies have a minimum of 50 pieces per flavor. Giant fortune cookies, gift tins, and other noncustom items can be ordered individually.