Like Jacksons, fingers and toes perform best in groups of five and when dressed in matching colors. Pamper your appendage quintets with today’s Groupon to Fifth Ave Day Spa and Retreat. Choose from the following options:
- For $20, you get a basic mani-pedi combo (a $40 value).
- For $30, you get a spa mani-pedi combo (a $60 value).
- For $40, you get a deluxe manicure and VIP pedicure combo (an $80 value).
At Fifth Ave Day Spa and Retreat, fingers and toes undergo uber-pampering ministrations during three levels of soothing mani-pedis. Manicurists with more than 10 years of experience use top-of-the-line products to hone hands with classic trim, shape, and cuticle grooming during the basic manicure, rebooting nails into their intended shape or vestigial Inspector Gadget appendages. Hands then dive into the skin-smoothing warmth of a paraffin wax, yielding newly sleek surfaces to a lotiony massage. Basic ped-pamperings include the mineral-infused ministrations of a sea-salt foot treatment, with a warm-towel foot wrap steeping legs in soothing warmth like a hot tub full of chicken-noodle soup. Nail technicians then coat painting palettes in a color of choice, leaving decadigits stylish and ready for sandal-strutting debuts.
Spa mani-pedis upgrade standard services by soaking hands in a sea-salt hand treatment before ensconcing them in the steamy warmth of a hot-towel hand wrap. A callus treatment rewinds the miles on ped-appendages, with the heated strokes of a hot-stone foot massage encouraging little piggies to forget all about high-heeled half-marathons. The highest tier of the phalangeal treatments lavishes tensomes in a soothing hand and foot mask while patrons unwind in the relaxing confines of a private pedicure room. A staffers' massaging hands dote upon feet or neck and shoulders in 15 minutes of kneading strokes, making patrons' demeanors as relaxed as a postvacation sloth.
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The Groupon Guide to: Dorm-Room Posters
As the world's coeds head off to college, they are charged with one task above all others: getting people to think they're cool. Here are some can't-miss dorm posters for accomplishing just that:
- Muhammad Ali punching Michelangelo's David
- Iconic shot of Jim Belushi drinking a glass of wine wearing sweatshirt that says "SCHOOL"
- Bob Marley (to eventually be replaced with Bob Dylan [to eventually be replaced with Bob Newhart])
- Einstein making a silly face because most scientists don't do that
- One of those posters that looks like a reverse version of you when you stand in front of it
- Periodic Table of Hangin' Out, featuring the elements frisbonium, chill-ver, and backward-hat sodium chloride
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