Without the sun, enterprising Morlocks would emerge from underground caves, forcing guileless humans to buy overpriced parkas to cover fading tans. Use today's deal to show solidarity with a bronzened humanity: for $20, you get a full-body airbrush tanning session at Fit to Be Tan in Arlington, Virginia, a $45 value.
Sunless tanning gives you a lustrous, fresh-off-the-beach glow without exposing your skin to beach bullies or the powerful rays of our binary suns. The trained technicians at Fit to Be Tan customize their organic, dye-free formula to each person’s skin tone, and the natural ingredients synthesize a reaction similar to a day in the sun. Although your tan will last on average seven to 10 days, you can prolong your color by moisturizing daily with popular emollients such as lotion, or lotion-infused bacon.
Change your stripes as if you were a futuristic chameleon, amazing friends and enemies alike with your dramatic transformation. Show the prom date who stood you up for pasty Cheri what a mistake he made all those years ago when you unveil your newly effulgent complexion. Get rid of tan lines, or add a few unusual ones of your own design with the help of the expert airbrushers at Fit to Be Tan; their personalized service and hand application will ensure that you get the exact tan you want, unless you want a purple tan.
Services by appointment only. Must sign a waiver prior to service.
Reviews
Express Night Out (scroll down to “Airbrush Application”) wrote up Fit to Be Tan's airbrush application; Yelpers give it an average of 4.5 stars:
- The customized hue looked a lot like the natural shade of our tester's sun-worshipping youth. Which means fair- or dark-skinned clients can get colors that will better match their complexions. – Express Night Out
- Clean and comfortable atmosphere. Personalized experience. Professional and extraordinarily nice staff. – Dana P., Yelp
Groupon Says
Brush with Greatness
With the arrival of Fit to Be Tan, airbrush tanning is finally a viable technology that is safe, affordable, and stunning. Not so for other airbrush-on technologies that unfortunately have a ways to go before they’re ready for mass consumption:
- airbrush-on 401(k) enrollment forms
- airbrush-on lice
- airbrush-on beige (like tan, but less saucy)
- airbrush-on degree in Russian literature
- airbrush-on revenge
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