Getting in shape, much like speed-reading Russian literature, requires concentration and the strength to forge ahead through painful, protracted inner monologues. Forge ahead toward fitness with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get a 10-session drop-in card (a $227 value) for classes at Fitness Boot Camp. Drop-in classes are held Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 5:30 a.m.–6:15 a.m., 6:30 a.m.–7:15 a.m., 7:30 a.m.–8:15 a.m., 10 a.m.–10:45 a.m., noon–12:45 p.m., 4:30 p.m.–5:15 p.m., 5:30 p.m.–6:15 p.m., and 6:30 p.m.–7:15 p.m.
Shocking muscles into shape with rapid exercises, Fitness Boot Camp's classes wedge dynamic workouts into busy schedules. Drop-in classes are group fitness sessions designed to keep muscles guessing and boost energy levels without the nightmare-inducing ghost stories that haunt regular camps. The experienced trainers mitigate boredom through a fat-blasting mixture of strength, circuit, and core training. Fitness Boot Camp founder and trainer Arnel Ricafranca also publishes an international online newsletter called “Abs Secrets,” which relays ab-toning innovations and conspiracy theories about a man named Ab.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Traditional Dating
Since the 1950s, humanity has evolved considerably (second eye, opposable hair), but our dating rituals have stayed exactly the same. Consult these timeless tips before beginning any classic courtship:
Make the second move: Don't be too forward—rather than directly asking out the object of your affections, wait to be thrust into a romantic situation by the whims of a haunted wishing well.
Be polite: Imagine yourself as a knight in shining chivalry. Make sure to wear at least three overcoats—one to offer your date if she is cold, a second to conceal any unsightly mud puddles, and a third to catch and tame a feral dog to bestow later as a good-night gift.
Propose on the second date: You can prevent the dreaded third-date breakup by arranging a foolproof secret wedding. Just ask your family minister to pose as your waiter and disguise the marriage license as a petition to ban rock 'n' roll.
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