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Anette at Fitt Life Fittness – League City

60- or 90-Minute Massage or 60-Minute Hot-Stone Massage (Up to 57% Off)

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No Longer Available
Sun Feb 10 06:00:05 UTC 2013
Value
$85
Discount
54%
You Save
$46
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In a Nutshell

Therapist with seven years’ experience kneads away stress nestled deep in tissue or uses hot stones to boost circulation and loosen muscles

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. All services must be used by the same person. Services valid only with Anette Lemon.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Massage brings about a sense of inner peace, much like meditating or imagining a bunch of flowers coming to life and then kissing each other. Feel better with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $39 for a 60-minute massage (an $85 value)
  • $42 for a 60-minute hot stone massage (an $85 value)
  • $49 for a 90-minute massage (a $115 value)

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Victorian Housekeeping

Victorian England was a truly innovative time, and many of their practices are still used today. Give your home a timeless feel with these useful Victorian housekeeping tips:

  • One is advised to keep a hedgehog in one’s kitchen to track and consume winged pests. He should be given a ceremonial hat and epaulets and thusly referred to as one’s kitchen soldier.

  • When polishing one’s bronzed baby teeth and statues of weeping seraphim, one must never wipe in the vulgar counterclockwise motion.

  • Cleanse a room with fire should anyone have committed nudity in it.

  • Ease your toils by apprehending a passing waif and attach soaped mops to his stalwart feet. Then inform him that this Christmas he shall receive a portion of sweet meats. His excited dances will clean all that surrounds him. Once done have the police escort him to the debtors' prison.

  • Only tears of genuine repentance shall remove any stains from spilt food.

Why is history full of weirdos? Find out in today's Groupon Guide.

Anette at Fitt Life Fittness

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    League City

    2047 W Main
    League City, Texas 77573
    (832) 784-6194
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