Like staring into a pond or reading the phone book, following muddy footsteps on the living-room carpet can help you find yourself. Clean up after this pivotal moment with today's Groupon to FloorFX. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get 200 square feet of living-room carpet cleaned (a $100 value).
- For $250, you get duct-cleaning services for up to 12 ducts (a $500 value).
FloorFX travels to homes within 10 miles of Sioux Falls, and serves locations outside the 10-mile radius for an additional fee of $0.20 per mile.
The Green Seal–certified cleaners at FloorFX attack carpet stains and purge air ducts of dust and grime. Wielding Host dry-extraction systems and environmentally friendly, fragrance-free Host solutions, techs scour carpets with moist sponges that absorb stains and draw dirt into the vortex of high-powered vacuums. The dry-cleaning technology discourages the emergence of mold, mildew, and carp colonies. The techs can also suction out mold and allergens from vents using a specialized machine that breaks down and sucks up debris, helping to increase the efficiency of a home's heating and cooling system.
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The Groupon Guide to: Identifying Planets
Identifying the planets of the solar system can be difficult, even with a telescope and several reference tattoos inspired by Roman mythology. What are some key indicators that will help you identify famous planets?
Is the planet a red planet? The planet is most likely Mars, best known by its nickname, The Planet Most Often Referred to as "The Red Planet." Mars is also identifiable by its unusual structures, including a mountain shaped like a human face, thousands of craters shaped like dinosaur footprints, and a looping canyon that seems to spell "No signs of life, sorry" in cursive.
Is the planet encircled by beautiful rings? This planet is most likely Jupiter. After being struck by an asteroid the size of the Pacific Ocean, much of Jupiter's fertile landmass entered its atmosphere as debris but was retained as a ring by its powerful gravity. Today, this ring protects Jupiter from solar radiation and many of our daily test missiles.
Is it the planet you're currently standing on? This planet is most likely Earth. If you definitely know this not to be the case, please contact the government of Earth immediately with a handwritten letter of surrender in Earth's official language—artfully arranged bars of gold to serve as paperweights on blueprints for cool laser guns.
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