The decades-long feud between frozen yogurt and ice cream ended recently when the two joined forces to oust a third competitor, frosty cottage cheese, from the cold-dessert ranks. Enjoy the spoils of frozen yogurt's victory with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of frozen yogurt at Forever Yogurt. This Groupon is valid at the Wicker Park, Lakeview, and Gold Coast locations.
Forever Yogurt lets customers create customized cups of low-calorie frozen yogurt for $0.45 per ounce. Shield internal organs from the capricious onslaught of summer by sprinting to Forever Yogurt's self-serve yogurt pumps and cranking out a cooling serving of one of 14 rotating flavors. Slurp a standard, such as vanilla, pistachio, or strawberry, or melt an unconventionally delicious selection, such as red-velvet cake, hawaiian pineapple, or smoked ham hock. After the painstaking decision of choosing a yogurt flavor has been made, adorn the treat with fruit, candy, coconut, or sprinkles from the toppings bar. Yogurts come in low-fat, no-fat, and no-sugar options, and dairy-free sorbet allows people with milk allergies to experience the universal joy of brain freeze. Forever Yogurt's décor resembles a futuristic, hot-pink dessertopia, with sparse seating available for days too hot to take fro-yo to go.
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The Groupon Guide to: Breaking Up
As scientists continue to debate the existence of true love (as opposed to false love and true hate), regular folks continue to hunt recklessly for an emotional connection. To help sever an existing relationship and find a truer one, here's the eight most popular ways to break up:
- Break the news gently at a candlelit dinner by regurgitating your entire meal as a symbolic rejection of your relationship.
- Text "BREAK UP" to 622-22-22 to make your relationship a thing of the past!
- Send a gift basket filled with unwanted treats, such as peanut-brittle cans filled with snakes and brittle snakes filled with peanut cans.
- Write a rap "diss track" comparing your soon-to-be ex to both defeated Civil War general Ambrose Burnside and the confusing final season of Roseanne.
- Instead of the tired "throwing the clothes onto the front lawn" tactic, pick up handfuls of grass and throw them on their folded clothes.
- Whenever they are around, hide under a rug.
- When they're sleeping, sneak out of their house but leave a small bonsai tree in their shoe to wish them luck on their next romance.
- Instead of breaking up, silently resent your partner forever until you explode into a cloud of green smoke and confetti. They'll get the picture.
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