The best way to capture a wild, rampaging meal is to hook it with a gigantic pasta lasso before dragging it home. Test your roping arm and oven-operating skills with today's deal. For $29, you get a take-and-bake meal for four to six people from Four Sisters Catering. Choose between a lasagna or grilled chicken Monteleone meal for the family, dinner party, or gathering of four to six unrelated acquaintances, each with equal motive for undoing their mysteriously delayed host. Both meals come with garlic bread and a fresh garden salad, and you can pick your choice up at Four Sisters' Callaghan Road location.
Picking up a ready-to-bake meal bypasses immoral supermarket middlemen who inflated the price of oranges during the Great Depression and caused vagrants to bag groceries with carpets. At Four Sisters Catering, executive chef Michele M. West brings more than 40 years of culinary experience to the proverbial table. Serving up Italian-inspired delectable dishes with her four daughters, West has been quelling San Antonio’s hunger with smile-inducing fare for more than 13 years. Customers of Four Sisters are able to pick up a deliciously convenient meal to prepare at home without leaving a mess in the kitchen or whipping up tomato sauce while driving.
Like layer cakes and sedimentary rocks, lasagna is a time-consuming accumulation of ingredients, but Four Sisters makes this refined casserole easy. If you choose to order the lasagna, you'll get layers of beef, sausage, ricotta, mozzarella, and a two-inch layer of homemade marinara, with only around 45 minutes' worth of passive waiting while the oven box does its magic (about 90 minutes if frozen). Sidestep salmonella phobia and hours of countertop scrubbing with the take-and-bake grilled chicken Monteleone. Served with a heady mushroom wine cabernet sauce and rice pilaf, the succulent bird only takes about 25 minutes to cook (45 if frozen).
In the future, Segways will also double as home chefs that can pick up dinner at a speedy 6.5 miles per hour. Until then, Four Sisters Catering offers a convenient way to prepare a fresh and tasty meal without toiling away in the kitchen on tracking down an authentic Star Trek subatomic particle replicator. Call at least 24 hours in advance to place your pick-up order.