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Freedomclean – Redeem from Home

Premium Carpet Cleaning for Three or Four Rooms with Hallway Option (Up to 62% Off)

from$49
Buy
No Longer Available
Wed Jul 11 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$130
Discount
62%
You Save
$81
  • T460x279
  • Home Improvement
  • Nester

In a Nutshell

Carpet cleaning with a van-mounted steam cleaner and vacuum removes dirt and residue from up to 750 square feet

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 9, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Three room option valid up to 400 sq ft total, three rooms and a hallway option valid up to 450 sq ft total, and four rooms and a hallway option valid up to 750 sq ft total. Valid only in select areas. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Your carpet is one of the first things people notice when they come into your home and one of the last things they'll try to smuggle out in their pants. Get covetable floor coverings with this Groupon.

Choose Between Three Options

  • $49 for a premium carpet cleaning for three rooms up to 400 total square feet (up to a $130 value)
  • $59 for a premium carpet cleaning for three rooms and one hallway up to 450 total square feet (up to a $145 value)
  • $99 for a premium carpet cleaning for four rooms and one hallway up to 750 total square feet (up to a $172 value)

A steam-cleaning session removes dirt and debris from carpets throughout the house using a van-mounted cleaning machine and a powerful vacuum.

Freedomclean

Freedomclean brings 15 years of experience to the business of removing dirt, residue, and even floodwater from homes. During carpet-cleaning sessions, the staff pulls up with a van-mounted steam-cleaning machine designed to suction deeply embedded soil and residue and prevent stains from reappearing later on. They tackle tile, grout, upholstery, and ghost upholstery, too, and offer a money-back guarantee with every service. A green-cleaning option ensures that floors only come into contact with biodegradable and nontoxic products that meet or exceed Green Seal GS-37 standards.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Evolution

While many believe that evolution is a scientific fact, it is—in reality—a collection of the smaller, individual scientific facts presented below:

• Evolution occurs when, over millions of years and reproductive cycles, an organism spontaneously mutates in a way that is advantageous to further reproduction, like the first microbe who was able to take a breath of oxygen and use it to say "I don't know what it is, but you look nice today."

• Evolution is blatantly visible in some animals, such as giraffes who have evolved long necks to absorb more of the sunlight that powers their brains, or penguins who have devolved their ability to fly in order to avoid skysharks. It should be noted that skysharks, invented by a Soviet geneticist in 1972, are not strictly the product of evolution, although they are unstoppable.

• Human evolution has stagnated in recent decades due to the discarding of traditional notions of survival of the fittest in favor of altruism, care for the very young and very old, and the stubborn refusal to resort to cannibalism, even on very long or frustrating elevator rides. Scientists agree that evolution itself will most likely evolve into something more practical, like a tiny voice that whispers "get robot arms."

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