For decades Americans have admired French style, which is why the most popular potato preparation is the french fry and the most popular art form is existentialism. Expand Parisian influences to your wardrobe with this Groupon from French Lingerie Outlet. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get $50 worth of lingerie.
- For $40, you get $100 worth of lingerie.
French Lingerie Outlet's designers tailor satin, lace, and silk into Parisian-influenced intimate apparel to accentuate sexuality and boost womanly confidence. Bras ($6.75+), such as the blush-pink demi cup with black, pleated trim, give structured support with a sensual flair, and panties ($10+) cover derrières in styles such as the boy short, brief, and thong. Bustiers and corsets ($78+), as well as baby dolls and chemises ($63+), embellish bodies with playful options made of transparent, magenta mesh or sheer, violet lace. Those seeking simple elegance can gift themselves hosiery ($14+) to sheath legs or obscure faces for midnight fridge raids.
Web content related to this deal may contain graphic adult imagery unsuitable for minors or workplace viewing.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
Comment on our feelings board
