For decades Americans have admired French style, which is why the most popular potato preparation is the french fry and the most popular art form is existentialism. Expand Parisian influences to your wardrobe with this Groupon from French Lingerie Outlet. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get $50 worth of lingerie.
- For $40, you get $100 worth of lingerie.
French Lingerie Outlet's designers tailor satin, lace, and silk into Parisian-influenced intimate apparel to accentuate sexuality and boost womanly confidence. Bras ($6.75+), such as the blush-pink demi cup with black, pleated trim, give structured support with a sensual flair, and panties ($10+) cover derrières in styles such as the boy short, brief, and thong. Bustiers and corsets ($78+), as well as baby dolls and chemises ($63+), embellish bodies with playful options made of transparent, magenta mesh or sheer, violet lace. Those seeking simple elegance can gift themselves hosiery ($14+) to sheath legs or obscure faces for midnight fridge raids.
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Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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