While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get a one-hour deep-tissue massage, plus a reflexology foot massage and foot scrub from a select therapist at Frizzles Salon & Spa in Alexandria (a $120 Value).
Frizzles' experienced practitioners serve a menu of soothing services, deftly banishing tension from taut tendons and furrowed foreheads in an ultramodern tranquility haven. A deep-tissue massage melts muscles rigid from the daily hassle of spearheading executive food fights, providing a comprehensive rubdown that kneads away stress burrowed in subdermal dens. Next, hard-hoofing paws are pampered with a reflexology foot massage, which targets troublesome areas of the body with a secret control panel on the sole. Finish with a vivifying and cleansing scrub to smooth stompers before the annual barefoot slalom. Due to the selected therapist's schedule, this Groupon is only available Wednesday–Sunday, so be sure to call ahead for an appointment.