Funky fashions help humans distinguish themselves from the naked statues standing around most bus stops. Shun classical apparel with this Groupon.
$20 for $40 Worth of Juniors Apparel and Accessories
Clothes from established and emerging designers, such as high-waisted sailor shorts ($39), chiffon blouses ($36), and leopard-print high heels ($36).
Frock Candy
Young women send hangers of gauzy tops and bold, colorful dresses clacking across Frock Candy’s colorful racks in Destin. Independent and well-known brands, such as Theme ($46+), Blank NYC ($88+), Qupid ($22+), and Lush ($24+), supply casual and special-occasion dresses, prim and everyday tops, and shoes both saucy and demure to an inventory which rotates as tastes change, along with handbags, jewelry, candles, and more from brands including ZAD ($10+), Street Level ($39+), and Illume. Frock Candy’s style experts forecast trends such as fresh colors and trending images of celebrity pets for each season.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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