The best way to lure in potential homebuyers is with high-quality images, well-shot virtual tours, and a front-hall closet filled with pie-scented air fresheners. Create the perfect listing with today’s Groupon: for $34, you get a 12-month basic listing package from FSBO.com (a $69.95 value).
FSBO.com is a highly effective tool for homeowners looking to buy, sell, or rent a dwelling on their own terms. The 12-month basic listing package includes a thorough description of the property and its amenities, a personal ID number, unlimited photos and one video upload, 24/7 access to update, edit, or cancel the listing, and an open-house posting to advertise your home’s coming-out party to the world. After purchasing the package, customers provide basic information regarding their home’s location, size, and amenities, before uploading a description, pictures, and a virtual tour, allowing prospective buyers to quickly zero in on their home. In the past FSBO.com home listings have sold for 96% of their listing price after just 95 days on the market, ensuring that homeowners won’t be forced to stand outside dancing on street corners in full-body foam replicas of their homes.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Smart Home Décor
When decorating a house or apartment, the most important goal is for your décor to communicate to guests that you are a highly intelligent sophisticate. Here's how to make your home show just how smart you are:
• Fill your bookshelves with the original Latin versions of classics, perhaps Huckleberry Finn and the U.S. Constitution.
• Conspicuously display a chess set, but tell guests that you cannot play them because you are embroiled in a correspondence match with a European supercomputer.
• Frame a rejection letter from the MacArthur Foundation explaining that you are ineligible for one of their "genius grants" because you are "way too smart and handsome, also."
• Use coasters. Nothing says smarts like coasters.
• Invest in a timeless painting by Picasso or Cézanne, but update it for modern audiences by cutting a hole in it.
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