Unlike other mammalian offspring, humans are not born with built-in protection from the elements, such as fur coats, scaly shells, or umbrella-shaped tails. Give little ones a proper shield with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $40 worth of organic baby apparel from Funkoos online.

Funkoos's e-boutique brims with an array of baby clothing made from 100% certified-organic fabrics that are grown free of pesticides and chemicals and produced according to fair-labor practices. A hooded towel dries freshly scrubbed tots ($29.99), and a Messy But Fun bib keeps clothes immaculate for upcoming job interviews or Jeopardy! appearances ($9.99). Doting parents can swaddle younglings in a monkey-festooned long-sleeved onesie ($25.99) or a pair of floral-embroidered denim jeans ($34.99). Though this Groupon is not valid toward shipping, Funkoos charges a flat rate of $5 for orders of less than $50 and grants free shipping for orders totaling more than $50.