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Zaggora – Online Deal

Weight-Loss HotPants in Shorts or Flare Style (Up to 64% Off)

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No Longer Available
Thu Aug 30 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$71
Discount
63%
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$45
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  • Swimsuit Season

In a Nutshell

Shorts and flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep and helps wearers drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 1, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Online only. Extra $7.50 for shipping. Ships to contiguous US only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $26 for a pair of nude HotPants (a $71.72 value)
  • $49 for a pair of flares HotPants (a $111.57 value)

The classic shorts style of HotPants targets fat and cellulite on the hips and bottom with infrared technology. Made from thinner, lighter material, full-length flares target areas all the way from the buttocks down to calves. Specially designed for nonworkout wear, nude HotPants discreetly slip beneath work dresses and footie pajamas. Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United States; please allow three to four weeks for delivery.

Zaggora

Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri-flare, and original-shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.

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The Groupon Guide to: Made-for-TV Movies

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Sin to the Looking Glass: A woman wakes up to find her fraternal twin sister cooking breakfast for her and her husband. She can’t tell if this is weird or nice until she remembers that her husband can’t tell her and her twin apart. It’s too late because her husband has already woken up in a fun mood and had fun with the twin. The woman knows what she has to do.

Really Going Bump in the Night: A woman goes to bed, only to hear the sound of her husband moving around. Thinking that he’s being abducted, she swings a lamp at his abductor. She hears two bodies fall to the ground and realizes he was actually just cheating on her. She knows what she has done.

Holding Court: A woman is walking around the mall living a normal life when she runs into her son’s sexy but lonely basketball coach at the food court. In a fit of passion, she cheats on her husband with the coach right then and there. She immediately regrets having committed this very personal act in a public place. She knows what she must do to all the witnesses.

Is a mall food court a good place to have an affair?