hide
Refer Friends. Get $10*

Memphis

  • A
  • C
  • D
  • F
  • G
  • H
  • I
  • K
  • L
  • M
  • N
  • O
  • P
  • R
  • S
  • T
  • U
  • V
  • W
  • Canada
  • Other Countries
x hide

Oh no... You're too late for this Groupon!

Sign up for our daily email so you never miss another Groupon!

Zaggora – Online Deal

Weight-Loss HotPants in Shorts or Flare Style (Up to 64% Off)

from$26
Buy
No Longer Available
Sat Sep 01 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$71
Discount
63%
You Save
$45
  • T460x279
  • Swimsuit Season

In a Nutshell

Shorts and flares boast slimming technology that works while active or asleep and helps wearers drop up to two dress sizes in two weeks

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 1, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Online only. Extra $7.50 for shipping. Ships to contiguous US only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $26 for a pair of nude HotPants (a $71.72 value)
  • $49 for a pair of flares HotPants (a $111.57 value)

The classic shorts style of HotPants targets fat and cellulite on the hips and bottom with infrared technology. Made from thinner, lighter material, full-length flares target areas all the way from the buttocks down to calves. Specially designed for nonworkout wear, nude HotPants discreetly slip beneath work dresses and footie pajamas. Shipping is $7.50 within the contiguous United States; please allow three to four weeks for delivery.

Zaggora

Zaggora's hip-hugging HotPants—which come in flare, capri-flare, and original-shorts styles—naturally and efficiently amp up weight-loss regimens by targeting fat deposits with infrared rays. Made from a comfortable bioceramic material, the shorts' Celu-Lite technology smoothes thighs and other dimple-prone areas by warming body tissues and promoting lymphatic drainage. This process boosts sweating by up to 80% and aids in eliminating the toxins responsible for cellulite, slimming bodies by up to two jeans sizes in two weeks. Patrons can sport HotPants while awake and active, asleep in bed, or executing a series of high kicks when sleepwalking.

Groupon Says

Dem_teaser_cat

The Groupon Guide to: Disposing of Batteries

Not everyone is privileged enough to own a machine that mashes batteries into an edible, mostly nontoxic soup. If you're not one of the lucky few who owns that machine, use one of these methods to get rid of your batteries:

  • Roll them down a hill
  • Hit them with a baseball bat—they will go somewhere
  • Don't eat 'em, Don Chead-em (give them to Don Cheadle)
  • Feed them to the ocean
  • Do you know a guy named "Battery Bob"? He'll probably take them off your hands.
  • Make a "battery baby" and give it to a woman whose children are grown
  • Recycle?

How far can you hit a battery with a baseball bat?