According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal. For $39, you get one platinum car-wash package at Genie Car Wash. A full list of services included in this package can be found in the sidebar to the right. This Groupon can be used for one of the three Austin locations: Burnet Road, Lamar Boulevard, and William Cannon Drive.
Each platinum car wash package at Genie Car Wash includes a thorough exterior wash that scrubs the bugs off the grill, gets the grime off the wheels and wheel wells, and rubs the muck off the underside of the bumper. The interior cleaning squeegies away peanut butter smears on the window, wipes off peanut butter on the dashboard, cleans the peanut butter out of the center console and door jams, vacuums up globs of peanut butter embedded in the carpet, and spoons old peanut butter out the ashtray to make a peanut butter sandwich. Then Genie's detail devotees slather your ride with a thick coat of wax until it gleams brighter than burning barrels of peanut butter. You'll also have the option of either a carpet shampooing OR a hand express carnauba wax.
The Austin Chronicle's yearly Best of Austin readers poll has dubbed Genie Car Wash the best car wash in the city 12 times in the last 20 years. See what all the sparkling buzz is about and reward your vehicle for putting up with the stresses of harsh weather, dirty footprints, and having fast food absent-mindedly shoved into its cassette deck.
- Let the Genie do his magic on your automobile. Fill 'er up, and get all the services that used to be standard practice at filling stations in the past. The washes are great, but it's the interior and exterior detailing that makes your car want to cuddle up to you and say, "Thank you." – Austin Chronicle
H2O Car Wash and Detail and Genie Car Washes
H2O Car Wash and Detail's staff keeps cars in showroom condition with an emphasis on attentiveness and high-quality products. Meticulous hand washes are the team members' hallmark, and they perform each scrub down with soft, wool mitts instead of relying on machines or enormous carnival dunk tanks. To keep every vehicle looking its best, washes incorporate 100% carnauba wax to baby paint jobs and Lexol conditioners to gently maintain inside upholstery. The technicians rid interior and exterior dirt with a suite of washing and detailing services that leaves finishes glowing and interior fabrics looking freshly laundered. While the team does its work, motorists stay entertained in a lounge furnished with free WiFi and cable TV, and a kids' play area complete with video games works even better than hiring the GPS navigator to babysit.
At Genie, nearly a half-century of business success lends an air of wizened experience to locations recently upgraded with $500,000 in renovations. A large staff efficiently shuttles vehicles through a wash tunnel cushioned with foam pads designed to leave exteriors unscratched. Patrons can choose between one of six multistep car washes, or cherry-pick à la Carte services such as leather conditioning, engine cleaning, and headlight restoration. Detailing packages assemble extra touches that subject disheveled cars to white-glove once-overs including trunk cleanings and carpet steam cleanings.