According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal. For $39, you get one platinum car-wash package at Genie Car Wash. A full list of services included in this package can be found in the sidebar to the right. This Groupon can be used for one of the three Austin locations: Burnet Road, Lamar Boulevard, and William Cannon Drive.
Each platinum car wash package at Genie Car Wash includes a thorough exterior wash that scrubs the bugs off the grill, gets the grime off the wheels and wheel wells, and rubs the muck off the underside of the bumper. The interior cleaning squeegies away peanut butter smears on the window, wipes off peanut butter on the dashboard, cleans the peanut butter out of the center console and door jams, vacuums up globs of peanut butter embedded in the carpet, and spoons old peanut butter out the ashtray to make a peanut butter sandwich. Then Genie's detail devotees slather your ride with a thick coat of wax until it gleams brighter than burning barrels of peanut butter. You'll also have the option of either a carpet shampooing OR a hand express carnauba wax.
The Austin Chronicle's yearly Best of Austin readers poll has dubbed Genie Car Wash the best car wash in the city 12 times in the last 20 years. See what all the sparkling buzz is about and reward your vehicle for putting up with the stresses of harsh weather, dirty footprints, and having fast food absent-mindedly shoved into its cassette deck.
Reviews
Although Yelpers and six Citysearchers give Genie Car Wash's Lamar Boulevard location only two stars, The Austin Chronicle has awarded it Best Car Wash 12 times:
- Let the Genie do his magic on your automobile. Fill 'er up, and get all the services that used to be standard practice at filling stations in the past. The washes are great, but it's the interior and exterior detailing that makes your car want to cuddle up to you and say, "Thank you." – Austin Chronicle
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Genies: Just the Facts
Did you know that most car washes result from genie wishes? It's a fact. Just like these other facts about genies:
Fact: Genies explode if they themselves make a wish.
Fact: When genies get drafted into a war, ghosts go to work in wish factories, babies haunt houses, and soda jerks sleep in lamps.
Fact: The world's first genie was just an eager-to-please normal man who ruined his life trying to make people happy.
Fact: Genies are bad swimmers and terrible drivers, but somehow not that bad at piloting underwater sea craft.
Fact: Retired genies attend photography college, despite their parents' objections.
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