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Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and just like when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Give bio-dandelions a what-for with today's deal: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal sessions (up to a $1,050 value) from Gentle Touch Laser Center at any of their three locations in Manhattan, Amityville, or Brentwood.
Gentle Touch's laser hair-removal treatments are performed by precise beams from FDA-approved lasers controlled by the steady hands of professional, trained technicians. The laser pulses terminate unwanted hair quickly, painlessly, and safely using tough yet gentle photons that harmlessly pass through the skin and directly impact hair follicles for long-lasting hairlessness. On women, technicians can evict pesky hair from the stiff upper lip, summery bikini line, or oft-ignored pancreas, and men can choose to exile errant threads from the neck, unibrow center, or pinky toenails—to name just a few potential regions. For those looking to get the most burn for their buck, the inner thigh (priced at $350 a de-hairing) is the best bargain. Although the number of treatments necessary for achieving optimum smoothness can vary from person to dolphin, Gentle Touch recommends between six and eight sessions for the usually desired results. Since you can buy two of today's Groupon, extending the treatment process to six sessions is an option.
Although laser hair removal may not be completely painless, it's still less painful than waxing, threading, and laser hair addition. Most adherents report a tingling feeling that can elevate to a slight pinching sensation in sensitive areas such as the upper lip or spleen. Gentle Touch's advanced laser systems are equipped with a cooling device that soothes the muscle coat during treatment. Whether you're sick of shaving and waxing or simply embarrassed that hair showed up uninvited, laser treatments offer a long-lasting alternative to traditional depilatory designs. So wipe the hot wax from the back of your Groupon and pay a visit to Gentle Touch for the start of your laser sessions.
Reviews
More than 300 Citysearchers give the Manhattan location of Gentle Touch Laser Center a perfect five stars:
- Coming to Gentle Touch has always been a great experience. Service is very professional, staff is very educated, clean treatment rooms, affordable pricing and easy appointment scheduling. My results speak for themselves, hair free and baby smooth! – swanson11
- Here they are so personable and friendly, sweet and hilarious, and they truly care for your concerns and skin needs. I was so apprehensive about this treatment, but they made the whole process so easy and comfortable. Plus, it really works! I'm so happy with the results and can't wait to go back! – lxusluv09
- I started with just one area but now I am having three areas done. It is ADDICTIVE. Make an appointment! – lstony
Groupon Says
Trend-watching: Future Edition
Obviously, as we enter this new decade, lasers will have a growing importance in our daily lives, from placing red dots on the foreheads of our substitute teachers to creating an impenetrable grid to keep raccoons out of our chimneys. What other trends can we expect in the coming year?
Mini-Seasons: Like Tweets, iPod nano's, and micro-loaning in previous years, the coming year will be all about pocket-sized doses of familiar favorites. Expect stodgy, inconsistent seasons such as Fall (where you have no idea how heavy a jacket to wear on any given day) to be replaced by tight, efficient mini-seasons spearheaded by international meteorological communities hottest boutiques. Example usage: "The Minkus® holidays are always so busy, but my schedule should free up by Winterrette.®"
Pocketphones: Bulky car phones will be replaced by sleek new "Pocketphones," so-named because they will be almost small enough to fit inside a pocket or purse-bag. This freedom and mobility will inspire an entire Pocketphone-based culture, prompting new colloquialisms such as, "I'll pocketphone you later," and "Hey, when are today's showtimes for Dark Knight 2: Batman 3gins? Let me check my pocketphone.
Whistles are back.
The Spoiler-Free Day: The self-sustaining shared omniscience of instant-gratification blogging, Twittering, GPS-location beaconing, and newly affordable skywriting will create a culture of immediately recorded history, a source of narrative entertainment on par with television drama or serialized novels. As such, friends and family members will increasingly be berated for talking about their day in the presence of people who hope to read about it later.
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