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Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing – Redeem from Home

Full Mobile Detail for a Car or a Van, Truck, or SUV (Up to 53% Off)

from$89
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No Longer Available
Tue Jul 03 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$179
Discount
50%
You Save
$90
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In a Nutshell

Mobile cleaners manually wash & dry rides before dressing tires & taking vacuums & shampoo to interior surfaces

The Fine Print

  • Expiration varies
  • Limit 4 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only within 30mi radius of 10682. Extra fee for over-sized vehicles.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Although their thick wool coats would make them ideal car washers, sheep are rarely able to hold the position because of costly hoof scratches and a tendency to eat air fresheners. Enjoy bipedal auto-polishing with today's Groupon to Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing. Choose between the following options:

  • For $89, you get a full detail for a car (a $179 value, including the company's $20 gas fee).
  • For $99, you get a full detail for a van, truck, or SUV (up to a $209 value, including the company's $20 gas fee).

Crews trained in the lost art of hand washing and hand drying travel to homes and offices to return rides to their zenith of cleanliness. Following the scrub, a cloak of wax leaves the striking pavement prowler able to turn more heads in parking lots than a neighborhood strongman juggling shopping carts. Exteriors wiggle gleefully as teams shine rubbery soles with a tire gloss, and auto owners also net their ride with renewed trim, a full shampoo treatment for weary carpets and mats, and newly cleaned and conditioned seats.

A door-jamb degunking, spot cleaning of mats, and dusting of air vents draw impressed eyes to peep through newly crystalline windows. Before the team returns to headquarters, vacuums feast noisily on crumbs left by ant farms needing lifts to the mall.

Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing

Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing’s crew of certified detail specialists traverses the United States and Canada to restore grimy cars to their previous showroom shine. Armed with eco-friendly products and water-reclamation systems, the team arrives at homes and offices to eliminate debris with sudsy hand washes and bug-removal tactics and preserve paint’s mirror shine with liquid wax and the commands of evil fairy-tale queens. Clay bars and tire shines then put the finishing touches on exteriors, sounding the call for the team to raid auto interiors with vacuums, carpet shampoo, and leather conditioner. Customers across the continent can book the mobile detailing appointments via Get MAD’s online scheduler.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guiding Light: Real Advice for Real People

It is incumbent upon the learned of a society to help those with lesser cranial machinations. That is why we have started The Groupon Guiding Light: Real Advice for Real People. Because here at The Groupon Guide, we know that Knowledge Is Helping™. (To receive your own Groupon Guiding Light in the next installment, email a problem that needs advice to cat@groupon.com.)

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My bf of five years still won’t move in with me. Should I stick with him or move on?
—B. Sanderson

Guiding Light: Many advicetronauts (industry term) would suggest that you analyze whether or not this relationship is going anywhere. That’s dumb. Perhaps your house is not cool enough. How many marble pillars are there? If you are able to tally them without losing count, the answer is not enough. Make it nice. Hang some paintings of old Italian horses fighting or bowls with fruit in them. Get it together, B. Sanderson.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My dog has been acting really strange lately. He wakes me up barking and sometimes even growls at me and bares his teeth. What should I do?
—Tony R.

Guiding Light: Dogs are beautiful, innocent creatures whose eyes seek justice and whose hearts live in the truth. Your dog is angry because it knows about all of your wrongdoings (slander, pickpocketing, lewd art, bad body smells, etc.) and now it wants to hold you accountable. Let your perfect pooch shower its wrath upon your home and family so that you can finally be free of sin.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I'm 24 and still unsure what to do with my life. I tried art and wasn't any good and didn't excel at photography. I hate corporate culture. Please help me find direction.
—Laura D.

Guiding Light: According to an online personality quiz we took on your behalf, you're a Seeker, Not a Five-Days-a-Weeker! Continue pursuing various idle hobbies, ideally at the expense of a parent or significant other. Eventually you may find one you excel at—if not, you can always move to a country where idleness is appreciated, i.e. every country but America.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I'm not good at cooking, but I told this girl I was. She's coming over for a dinner date next week and I have no idea what to do. What is an easy way to look like a good cook?
—Stephen B.

Guiding Light: If you aren't the best chef, fool her by wearing one of those floppy chef hats and using fake skin to cover your hands in thick, hideous calluses, which professional chefs have from years of handling frying pans with no gloves. Also, I guess buy some food from a food store.

Seriously, to receive your own Groupon Guiding Light in the next installment, email a problem that needs advice to cat@groupon.com.

Our advice is so good, sometimes we even ask ourselves (for advice).

Get MAD Mobile Auto Detailing