$13 for a Kreechers pillow toy ($30 list price). Choose from the following characters:
An additional $3 shipping fee will be charged at checkout for each option.
Kreechers Pillow Toy
The goal was innocent enough—produce a kids’ pillow that was soft and cute. One that would elicit cuddly hugs from darling angels and playground bullies alike. Within the halls of a surreptitious pillow-research lab, scientists began their dangerous experiments. They cross-pollinated throw pillows with blankies, spliced the genome of teddy bears, and extracted the essence of old leg stockings, producing monstrosity after monstrosity. The lab was soon shut down, its abominations stowed away in a subterranean vault where the scientists were certain the public would never see them.
That very night, the night of their interment, a band of pillow mutants escaped, driven by a genetically programmed instinct to snuggle humans. Beatrice, Eugene, and Hank are just a few of the escapees. Their twisted, hand-cut facial features and wardrobes of sutured textures, colors, and designs make them easily identifiable. There is only one thing in the world that can bring meaning to their cursed existence—the feeling of human skin against their ultraplush fabric flesh.
- Soft fabric character pillows
- Hand-cut facial-feature adornments
- Accented with multiple textures and colors
- Each pillow arrives with a story about the character
- Designed by Richelle Huff and Victor Frankenstein
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In a Nutshell
Soft fabric pillows with hand-cut, twisted fabric facial features and a background story on their cuddly mutant character
The Fine Print
Limit 1 per person. $3 flat-rate shipping not included. Does not ship to AK/HI/Canada/Puerto Rico. Most orders are delivered within 2 1/2 weeks from the purchase date. Does not ship to PO boxes. See return policy. Must pay applicable tax and provide name and shipping address at checkout, which will be shared to facilitate shipping. Goods sold by Groupon Goods.