What You Get
- For $29, you get a Pangea Brands NFL Teams Original ProToast (a $39.99 value). Choose from 32 options, one for each NFL team.
- An additional $5 shipping fee will be charged at checkout for each option.
To get this deal, use the buy button on this page. Visit the Groupon Goods FAQ for more info.
Overview
The NFL Original ProToast emblazons team logos across the face of fans' favorite starchy sustenance. The ProToast's twin slots sear team loyalty onto multiple slices of bread, and its adjustable settings ensure grains with no team spirit also toast to perfection.
Features
- Brands bread with team logo
- Team logo also featured on the exterior
- Two slots for tandem toasting
- Adjustable toasting settings
- Click here for more information
How to Get Your Goods
Step 1.
Purchase your Groupon using the buy button on this page.
Step 2.
No need to do anything else! By purchasing this Groupon and providing your name and shipping address, you've completed the order for your NFL Toaster and it should ship within 7-14 business days.
Step 3.
Enjoy!
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Airport Security
The airport's TSA (Toned Squad of Angels) agents act as gatekeepers to the skies. Here's what you'll need to know to pass through TSA territory:
• You will be asked to take off your shoes upon approaching the security checkpoint. Shuffling through security with only a thin layer of sock between you and the floor reminds you that you're still an earthbound human even though you're about to soar through the sky like a big ol' bird.
• Passengers will be asked to pass through a full-body scanner, which uses x-ray technology to search for weapons, incriminating thigh tattoos, and gross ulcers. People who do not want a stranger to look at their underclothing areas can opt out of the scan, but they must go on a romantic yacht date with a TSA agent before being allowed to pass through security.
• Liquids in tubes, bottles, or sealed jars are unacceptable because they can't be properly sniffed or spread onto bread for identification purposes. Pour your liquids into plastic grocery bags so that agents can at least run their hands through them.
• Place your laptop computer in its own bin before passing through security. Computers must be examined separately so that agents can edit your screenplay in private.
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