Though now commonplace, acting was condemned in colonial times as “public lying,” with offenders being yanked off the streets with novelty-sized shepherd’s crooks. Embrace vaudevillainy with today’s deal: for $35, you get two tickets to any upcoming musical at the Lower Ossington Theatre (up to a $120 value depending on show and seating section). The two seats will be in the best available section at the time of redemption.

The Lower Ossington Theatre, a proscenium-style venue, houses a full season of musicals aimed at both adult and child audiences. Two tickets grant unobstructed views of harmonious stylings and interesting hairdos of the actors on stage. Upcoming performances include everything from cult classics, such as The Rocky Horror Show, to the controversial Spring Awakening, a musical set in Germany about two star-crossed raindrops. Children’s plays include Pinkalicious and Angelina Ballerina.