- $25 for one ticket to see Mary Dimino (up to $52.69 value)
- When: Friday, May 30, at 9:30 p.m.
- Where: the cell
- Section: general admission
- Door time: 8:30 p.m.
- Ticket values include all fees.
- Need discounted parking? There's a Groupon for that.
Warning: contains legitimate advice buried within sexual themes
Mary Dimino looks more like she's ready to announce the most recent PTA meeting's minutes than send audiences into fits of laughter. But as soon as she starts talking, any illusions of innocence vanish, replaced by a no-nonsense New-York-Italian attitude that the Wall Street Journal praised as "riotously hilarious." An author, actress, and veteran performer, her laugh-crafting skills have landed her on such programs as The Late Show with David Letterman and Late Night with Conan O'Brien, and earned her the 2010 MAC Award for Outstanding Female Comedian.