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Here Come the Mummies – Mojoes

$15 for Here Come the Mummies Funk Concert with One Drink on November 1 at 8:30 p.m. (Up to $29.75 Value)

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In a Nutshell

13 5,000-year-old mummies with a knack for raunchy puns and innuendo belt out funk jams in full costume

The Fine Print

Concerts are meticulously coordinated events, with dedicated roadies ensuring that each instrument is tuned and that each baby knows when it’s time to crawl onstage. Witness a seamless show with this GrouponLive deal to see Here Come the Mummies at Mojoes in Joliet. For $15, you get general admission for one on Thursday, November 1, at 8:30 p.m. (up to a $24.75 value, including all fees), plus one drink (a $5 value; up to a $29.75 total value). Doors open at 7 p.m.

Five thousand years old and funky in more ways than one, Here Come the Mummies is a forgotten tribe of raunchy pun lovers out of the distant, dusty past. In an unforgettable stage show, the 13 rag-wrapped, vulgar-minded undead unravel funky jams such as "Bump" and "Carnal Carnival," which weave innuendo with tales of characters such as the boogeyman and a hot-dog vendor. Other songs include "Libido Knievel" about a lascivious daredevil and "Dirty Minds," a confession about the gutter-bound thoughts of the band set to a mambo-paced rhythm. Perhaps the most thrilling portion of any Here Come the Mummies concert occurs when the band breaks out its trademark cowbelts—one-of-a-kind pelvic bells played with hip thrusts.

Mojoes

With two stories, four bars, a massive soundboard, and 12,600 square feet of room for music to roam, the entertainment complex of Mojoes polishes sonic heirlooms and gives fans breathing room for full-lunged sing-alongs. Polished hardwood floors accentuate a cozy, couch-laden lounge area—a decided class that extends to the concert area in the form of a giant chandelier hanging overhead.

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Here Come the Mummies

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    Mojoes

    22 W Cass St.
    Joliet, Illinois 60432
    (630) 608-8884
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  • Contact Mojoes at (630) 608-8884 for questions or hours.

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