Pittsburgh CLO Presents “You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up!” (Up to 55% Off). Six Showtimes Available.

Cabaret at Theater Square

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Without the applause of an audience, actors have no way of knowing how well they've died. Stand and ovate with this GrouponLive deal to see You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up! at Cabaret at Theater Square presented by Pittsburgh CLO. For $20, you get one ticket for best-available seating at the time of purchase. Choose from the following showtimes:

  • Friday, February 1, at 7:30 p.m. (up to a $39.75 value, including all fees)
  • Saturday, February 2, at 2 p.m. (up to a $34.75 value, including all fees)
  • Saturday, February 2, at 7:30 p.m. (up to a $44.75 value, including all fees)
  • Sunday, February 3, at 2 p.m. (up to a $34.75 value, including all fees)
  • Thursday, February 7, at 7:30 p.m. (up to a $39.75 value, including all fees)
  • Friday, February 8, at 7:30 p.m. (up to a $39.75 value, including all fees)

Doors open 90 minutes before showtime.

Written by real-life husband and wife Jeff Kahn and Annabelle Gurwitch, You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up! is an acerbic look back on a decade of marriage as interpreted by two very different (but equally funny) minds. Using biting remarks as an alternative to biting each other, the actors playing Annabelle and Jeff share deep-seated neuroses, lightning wits, and a willingness to hit below the belt—none of which can disguise the strong current of affection traveling underneath the bumpy ride of day-to-day life.

Over the course of 75 minutes, the two reminisce about their life together from their first date to their first fight at the end of their first date. Sex, therapy, kids, no sex, flunking therapy—all are fair game, along with even more serious matters of life and death that, according to the Washington Post, are still "handled with a smile and a laugh" in the source material. Robin Abramson stars as the couple’s female half, getting ample opportunity alongside costar Gregory Johnstone to display the “extraordinary emotional range” that the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette noted in naming her 2009’s Performer of the Year.

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    Cabaret at Theater Square

    655 Penn Ave.

    Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 15222

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In a Nutshell

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In a show adapted from a joint memoir by married comedians, a duo unleash dueling monologues that vie for their version of a decade together

The Fine Print

Expiration varies. Limit 10 per person. Valid only for option purchased. Tickets may be picked up starting 1/25/13 at the Box Office at Theater Square. Must show valid ID matching name. Must provide first and last name at checkout, which Groupon will provide to facilitate redemption of voucher. Refundable only on day of purchase. Must purchase together to sit together. No seating requests. Discount reflects Pittsburgh CLO's current ticket prices-price may differ on day of the event. Doors open 1.5 hours before showtime. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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