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San Antonio Scorpions – Heroes Stadium

Professional Soccer Game for Two or Four on July 21, July 28, or August 5 (Up to 51% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Professional soccer team in its first NASL season plays home games in stadium with bleacher-style seating for 11,000 fans

The Fine Print

Soccer, or football, puts its emphasis on the human foot, largely to keep it safe now that delinquent hands are using real rocks, paper, and scissors in their games. Keep feet from falling in with a bad crowd with this GrouponLive deal to see the San Antonio Scorpions play at Heroes Stadium. Choose between the following options:

  • For $17, you get two tickets for general-admission seating (up to a $34 value).
  • For $33, you get four tickets for general-admission seating (up to a $68 value).

For either option, choose from the following games:

The San Antonio Scorpions have already made their mark in their first season as a professional team in the North American Soccer League by stinging Tampa Bay twice and flattening both Puerto Rico and Carolina during the initial half of the year. The team’s offense has benefited from the nimble footwork of forward Esteban Bayona and goals made by both former MLS player Pablo Campos and Jonathan Greenfield. Heroes Stadium can fit up to 11,000 spectators in bleacher-style seating, sloped to provide clear views and opportunities to distract opponents with impressive ski jumps. Fans can watch the team battle the Fort Lauderdale Strikers on July 21, attempt to topple the formidable Carolina RailHawks for a second time on July 28, or take down the Puerto Rico Islanders yet again on August 5. Soccer aficionados can also observe one of the team practices—which are open to the public—at STAR Soccer Complex.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Playing Marbles

Marbles is a game believed to involve drawing a chalk circle and populating it with collectible glass marbles of varying color and size. Since the last person who actually knew how to play "marbles" passed away in 1956, modern game theoreticians can only speculate about the rules:

  • Draw a circle of chalk on the ground.
  • One player adds some, but not all, of their marbles.
  • Another player adds a portion of their marbles.
  • The players shake hands to agree that "marbles" is about to be played.
  • Marbles are rolled (flicked?) at one another to result in some marbles entering the circle, while others, through gentle collision, are pushed out.
  • A dog with an eye patch looks on warily, his loyalties unknown.
  • A play or move results in one player getting to keep all the marbles, hence the still relevant expression "This one is for all the marbles."
  • The players once again shake hands and return to their Victorian boys' academy, shipyard, or World War I trench, although one player's pockets, with every footstep, now clatter with the reminder that he has robbed the other player of the entirety of his worldly possessions.
  • The half-blind dog sets off alongside the nearest set of train tracks, disappearing in a cloud of sun-bleached dust.

Can you strike it big playing the highly lucrative game of marbles?

San Antonio Scorpions

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    Heroes Stadium

    4799 Thousand Oaks Dr.
    San Antonio, Texas 78233
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