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The Beltonian – Comedy Club

$15 for Comedy Show for Two (Up to $30 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Historic space houses nationally touring funny people, with upcoming sets by performers such as Mike McCarthy and Ken Evans

The Fine Print

Standup comedians typically draw from real life, such as bad relationships or how the zoo is crazy. Life's a riot with this GrouponLive deal to see a comedy show at the The Beltonian in Belton. For $15, you get two general-admission tickets (up to a $30 value). Shows run Thursday–Saturday at 7:45 p.m. and Friday–Saturday at 10:30 p.m., and a per-person two-drink-or-food-item minimum applies. Doors open 45 minutes before showtime.

Upcoming Acts

Mike McCarthy (December13–15)
As seen on Showtime and Comedy Central
Warning: Alcohol and drug references, kilt wearing.

Ken Evans (December 20–22)
As seen on Last Comic Standing
Warning: An impressive number of stereotypes.

Upcoming acts are subject to change.

Though the Beltonian Comedy Club sometimes offers a discounted price online, this Groupon is still the best deal available.

The Beltonian

Since it first flung open its double doors in 1900, The Beltonian's patchwork brick façade has housed a church, an antique store, and a billiard hall. But its theatrical pedigree proved too strong, and today, the venue has transformed back into a performance space. The Beltonian aims to bring top-notch comedy to the community by booking nationally touring rib-ticklers three nights a week. A menu keeps appetites and thirst at bay while showgoers lean back in plush seats, which are arranged stadium-style to facilitate easy viewing of every clever quip.

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Groupon Says

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  • A mouse
  • A small rabbit
  • A mouse riding a small rabbit
  • A roller skate that has burger meat inside it
  • A large bug
  • A potato with cardboard mouse ears stuck on with toothpicks
  • A photo of a cow that makes it look like it's the size of a mouse
  • A dirty brown tennis ball rolling down a hill

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The Beltonian

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    Comedy Club

    219 E Central Ave.
    Belton, Texas 76513
    (254) 939-9191
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  • Contact The Beltonian at (254) 939-9191 for questions or hours.