Standup comedians typically draw from real life, such as bad relationships or how the zoo is crazy. Life’s a riot with this GrouponLive deal to see a comedy show at the The Beltonian in Belton. For $15, you get two general-admission tickets (up to a $30 value). Shows run Thursday–Saturday at 7:45 p.m. and Friday–Saturday at 10:30 p.m., and a per-person two-drink-or-food-item minimum applies. Doors open 45 minutes before showtime.
Mike McCarthy (December13–15)
As seen on Showtime and Comedy Central
Warning: Alcohol and drug references, kilt wearing.
**[Ken Evans](http://kenevanscomedy.com/)** (December 20–22)
As seen on Last Comic Standing
Warning: An impressive number of stereotypes.
Upcoming acts are subject to change. _Though the Beltonian Comedy Club sometimes offers a discounted price online, this Groupon is still the best deal available._
Since it first flung open its double doors in 1900, The Beltonian's patchwork brick façade has housed a church, an antique store, and a billiard hall. But its theatrical pedigree proved too strong, and today, the venue has transformed back into a performance space. The Beltonian aims to bring top-notch comedy to the community by booking nationally touring rib-ticklers three nights a week. A menu keeps appetites and thirst at bay while showgoers lean back in plush seats, which are arranged stadium-style to facilitate easy viewing of every clever quip.
Beltonian Comedy Club
219 East Central Avenue
Belton, TX 76513