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The Comedy Palace – Kearny Mesa

$18 for Comedy Show for Two with VIP Seating ($50 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Nationally touring acts such as Matt Fulchiron and Steve Hofstetter headline a club with a full menu of Greek cuisine

The Fine Print

Many standup comedians offer hilarious observations about everyday things, such as how men and women are different or why we should live in constant fear of the all-powerful sun's unchecked control over our feeble planet. Laugh away your worries with this GrouponLive deal to The Comedy Palace. For $18, you get two tickets for preferred VIP seating with line-skipping privileges at any comedy show (a $50 value). The Comedy Palace requires a two-item food or drink purchase per person, which is not included in this Groupon.

Upcoming Acts

Sarah Tiana (March 8–9)
As seen on Reno 911! and The Burn with Jeff Ross

Warning: Contains military-based double-entendres

Collin Moulton (April 5–6)
Standup comic and 2012 finalist at Gilda’s Laughfest in Grand Rapids and Laughing Skull Comedy Festival in Atlanta

Warning: Contains occasional F-bombs, explanations of how the post office works

The Comedy Palace

As they grip the microphone and pace before the red curtain, The Comedy Palace’s standups execute quips, rants, and anecdotes they’ve honed on such outlets as Comedy Central and late-night television. Viewers can munch on finger foods, Greek dishes, burgers, and pages from a full menu of cuisine, whether they're watching a national headliner's set or a barrage of open-mic up-and-comers.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Being Chased by a Man with a Pitchfork

Uh oh, you've done it again. You've angered that old farmer. You're going to have to run if you don't want to end up in the hog trough tonight. Here's the plan:

  • Bust through the back doors of the barn and head east toward the cow pasture. The rising sun will temporarily blind the farmer, causing him to dramatically pause and survey the landscape before pursuing you.

  • Use the time you've bought to jump the cow fence and head through the pasture. Roll underneath one of the cows, causing it to stand up on its hind legs, lift up its udders, and say "excuuuuuse me!"

  • Look behind you to see that the farmer is now pursuing you in a pickup truck, waving his pitchfork out the window. Let him catch you with the pitchfork right under the strap of your overalls and carry you on the pitchfork for about 100 yards.

  • Flail your arms as you dangle from the pitchfork.

  • As the farmer approaches the hogs' mud pile—where he'll surely stop short, flinging you off the pitchfork and into the mud—grab on a low-hanging tree branch. Swing your body off the pitchfork and up onto the branch, so that you can blissfully wave as the farmer looks back at you in surprise and accidentally runs his truck into the mud.

"That darn trickster tricked me into mud-stickin' my truck!"

The Comedy Palace

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    Kearny Mesa

    8878 Clairemont Mesa Blvd.
    San Diego, California 92123
    (858) 573-9067
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  • Contact at (858) 573-9067 for questions or hours.