Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with today's Groupon: for $47, you get a fitness-and-spa package at Go Fusion Fitness (a $235 total value). The package includes:
- Punch card for 10 gym visits (a $50 value)
- 5 infrared sauna sessions (a $150 value)
- Ion foot cleanse (a $35 value)
Go Fusion Fitness couples group workouts with spa services to build healthy bodies and bolster friendships among local women. Inside a clean, light-filled studio, attentive instructors lead groups of exercisers of all levels through a 30-minute circuit of hydraulic machines that, like thumbing the nose while waggling the tongue, work multiple muscle groups simultaneously. Between stations such as stair climbers, leg extensions, and shoulder presses, participants walk or jog on cushioned platforms and steps to burn additional calories and keep heart rates elevated. After exercising, visitors can climb into an infrared sauna, which expels toxins with heat more radiant than a smile reflecting sunbeams. In addition to soothing sore muscles and joints, the sauna aims to help maximize calorie melting. The ionic footbath treatment is designed to purge the body of harmful chemicals, heavy metals, and Top-40 hits lodged deep within the psyche, and to relax paws and minds with its gently bubbling water.
Go Fusion Fitness
Go Fusion Fitness couples group workouts with spa services to build both healthy bodies and a communal environment for women. Owner Daphne Guenther hastens heart rates within her clean, sunny studio with intense circuit-training regimens. During classes, each participant completes intervals on hydraulic weightlifting machines, undergoes intense bursts of cardio exercise, and elucidates a complex series of riddles. After their workouts, members can retire to infrared saunas to send toxins fleeing from pores, or enjoy other services such as massage therapy, reflexology sessions, and soothing, detoxifying ionic footbaths for tired feet. All staff members—from instructors to childcare-centre personnel—are women, providing a comfortable haven for ladies to break a sweat.