The first go-kart-racing track was a circle because it was designed to teach children how centripetal force feels without rolling them down hills in tires. Learn circularly with this Groupon to The Go-Kart Track in White Marsh. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get 10 go-kart rides (a $49 value).
- For $35, you get 20 go-kart rides (a $97 value).
Both options can be shared among any number of drivers of any age.
Three distinct outdoor tracks greet visitors at The Go-Kart Track, where riders whip approximately 15 times around the spherical grounds during four-minute jaunts. The junior track beckons youngsters to its kid-friendly surface, where an automatic braking system slows down vehicles commandeered by getaway drivers trying to escape naptime. Single or double karts populate the family track as participants of all ages careen toward the finish line, and the drift track buzzes with the speediest karts, zipping handlers taller than 54 inches around the powder-treated surface in search of adrenaline-pumping thrills or holes in the time-space continuum.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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