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Goality Fitness Club – Wood Dale

One-Month Rapid Fat-Loss Program with Core 101 and TRX 101 Workshops or 10 or 20 Yoga or Zumba Classes (Up to 74% Off)

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No Longer Available
Mon Mar 11 05:00:05 UTC 2013
Value
$95
Discount
74%
You Save
$70
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  • Healthy Living
  • Swimsuit Season

In a Nutshell

A certified instructor leads students of all levels through yoga classes; a rapid fat-loss program combines diet and exercise

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by expiration date. Reservation required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Must sign waiver. Classes must be used by the same person. New clients or those who have not visited in the last 6 months only.
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Yoga can increase your flexibility—a crucial trait to have if you ever want to finally find out where your mail goes. Seek the truth with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $25 for a one-month rapid fat-loss program with Core 101 and TRX 101 workshops (a $95 value)
  • $29 for 10 yoga or Zumba classes (a $100 value)
  • $58.99 for 20 yoga or Zumba classes (a $200 value)

The rapid fat-loss program includes meal plans and workouts. Every Wednesday at 6:30 p.m., Aerobics and Fitness Association of America–certified instructor Mitra leads groups of all fitness levels through yoga classes that stretch muscles and relax minds. Elyse Neri leads Wednesday-evening Zumba classes, which use fast-paced dance moves to torch calories.

Goality Fitness Club

Instead of relying on repetitive workouts and weight machines, Goality Fitness Club owner Eric Su guides clients through free-form exercises that change with every session. Workouts often consist of using exercise balls by Bosu, powering through suspension training by TRX, and running around impossibly shaped tracks by Mobius. Clients can select the training hours that best suit their daily lives; sessions begin as late as 5:30 p.m. on weekdays and also take place on Saturday morning. The club also offers yoga classes and free 30-minute consultations.

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Goality Fitness Club

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    Wood Dale

    236A E Irving Park Rd.
    Wood Dale, Illinois 60191
    (630) 253-4813
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