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Gobble Green – Online Deal

Prepared and Delivered Vegan and Gluten-Free Vegan Meals (Up to 54% Off). Two Options Available.

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$200
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  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Vegetable paella with faux chicken and cashew-pesto pasta are examples of chef-created vegan meals, frozen and delivered to doorsteps

The Fine Print

  • Expires Aug 21, 2013
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Subject to availability. Valid online only. Valid toward a la carte meals or one-week starter kits only. Shipping valid only within continental US. Must use promotional value in 1 order. Shipping included with one-week starter kits. May use toward shipping.
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Vegan diets, like supermarkets looted by bodybuilders, do not contain meat, fish, poultry, dairy, or eggs. Enjoy lean, wholesome meals with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

Cashew-pesto pasta is $7.99 per serving, ginger thai salad is $5.49 per serving, strawberry breakfast oatmeal is $5.49 per serving, and banana-bread cookies are $1.99 each. A one-week vegan starter kit with three gourmet, nutritionally balanced meals and one dessert per day delivered weekly is $280.

Gobble Green

The chefs at Gobble Green ship frozen, nutritionally complete vegan meals and meal packages to hungry households nationwide. The vegan starter kit supplies a week's worth of meatless, dairy-free cuisine, such as vegetable paella with “chicken,” fettuccine alfredo with veggies, and pumpkin oatmeal. Full-scale meal plans include the Couples Dinner is Served basic bundle, fueling duos with their choice of up to 56 dinners and/or lunches within a month's time. The Fit For Life platinum plan, offered in weekly doses and for individuals or couples, supplements three pre-planned meals and a daily dessert with unlimited access to a Gobble Green nutritionist, as well as to an online virtual fitness page to keep tabs on goals and progress. Each box in a Gobble Green delivery is packed with dry ice in an environmentally friendly container. Meals are labeled with their ingredients, nutritional value, and favorite Led Zeppelin song.

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The Groupon Guide to: Being Chased by a Man with a Pitchfork

Uh oh, you've done it again. You've angered that old farmer. You're going to have to run if you don't want to end up in the hog trough tonight. Here's the plan:

  • Bust through the back doors of the barn and head east toward the cow pasture. The rising sun will temporarily blind the farmer, causing him to dramatically pause and survey the landscape before pursuing you.

  • Use the time you've bought to jump the cow fence and head through the pasture. Roll underneath one of the cows, causing it to stand up on its hind legs, lift up its udders, and say "excuuuuuse me!"

  • Look behind you to see that the farmer is now pursuing you in a pickup truck, waving his pitchfork out the window. Let him catch you with the pitchfork right under the strap of your overalls and carry you on the pitchfork for about 100 yards.

  • Flail your arms as you dangle from the pitchfork.

  • As the farmer approaches the hogs' mud pile—where he'll surely stop short, flinging you off the pitchfork and into the mud—grab on a low-hanging tree branch. Swing your body off the pitchfork and up onto the branch, so that you can blissfully wave as the farmer looks back at you in surprise and accidentally runs his truck into the mud.

"That darn trickster tricked me into mud-stickin' my truck!"

Gobble Green

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